Beyonces birthday is in 3 days
Are your tithes and offerings ready?
east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
I dunno if was the embarrassing air guitar, the headbanging or the exotic white in their natural habitat
bye oh my god
Fuck, my tea.
— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)